[Humor] Laugh At Yourself: Sh*t Photographers Say

Have you ever noticed when you are hanging out with another photographer, your non photography friends absolutely hate you? This video had me laughing a few times because like it or not we all sound like this from time to time. After you watch this, leave your favorite photographer cliche in the comments.

February 2, 2012

Patrick Hall

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Anonymous
“You want to print this at Walmart, don’t you…”
Robert Simpson
“Are you Nikon? …or Canon?”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Wouter-van-der-Linde/1118709648 Wouter van der Linde
Hold that, hold that!
Patrick Stinnett
“Digital will never be a good as film”
http://maodeferrofotografia.pt.vu/ Bruno Mão de Ferro
think we got it! lol
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=59503071 Matt Skalski
“I can Photoshop that”
I say that at least once a shoot… must mean I’m great at Photoshop or a bad photographer haha
Jean-François Noël
Too much magenta…
http://twitter.com/ensofoto Ensofoto
“We can fix that in Photoshop”
http://www.facebook.com/aottke Adam Ottke
The B&H one all the way! How many times are they not accepting orders!?!?!!? And how many holidays can you have in a year! That one was great!
http://www.patrickhallphotography.com Patrick Hall
the real joke is when they call YOU! That was my favorite as well….Rosh Hashanah haha
Anonymous
“That’s a lot of noise in your image!”
“Oh no, it’s film. Yeah.”
http://profiles.google.com/fastlines Freddy Oropeza
I need…..
Harun Butt
“Would you call this overcast or cloudy?” and “Too magenta” made me laugh.
http://www.kymberrae.ca kymber palidwar
Yep! Right there. Don’t move…. Awesome. Just a little… a little… uhmm… YEP!! Right there! RIGHT ON!!! AWESOME!!! OMG THIS IS PERFECT!!…………. Ok let’s try that one more time.
Anonymous
and…..smile!!
http://twitter.com/1Kis Juan Kis
Do you have a Black Rapid ?
I don’t pose, I’m just follow the action.
Oh, me ? Just f2.0 or wider!
I don’t have zoom lenses in my camera bag.
http://www.facebook.com/iwolkow.de Iwan Wolkow
“have you seen my new website?”
“I’m thinking about starting a project on homeless people”the spontaneous switch from dslr to hasselbladand all the lens talk.
Doug Shoop
Can you give me a more natural smile?
minotaur
Holy crap that was lame. I mean seriously un-funny. I want the last 3 minutes of my life back.
http://twitter.com/BrookeMat Brooke Mathews
haha, my hands smell like fix!
and oh chin down…. NO, up a little more….. NO Move slowly…..
Anonymous
They actually mentioned Avedon. That alone makes it win-ful
http://twitter.com/Jus10HenryPhoto Justin Henry Photo
“i only shoot raw”
http://twitter.com/dmimage Derek matarangas
OMG!!! B&H!!! LOLOL
http://www.facebook.com/people/Bram-Berkien/640803000 Bram Berkien
Notice how the guy shooting the Canon tele in studio artificially adds a little recoil whenever he presses the shutter :)
http://www.facebook.com/people/Matias-Acevedo/1014569066 Matias Acevedo
“i love lightroom” jOUAjoUAjouJaouajouJAoujAO
http://www.facebook.com/people/Fernando-Garcia/705346784 Fernando Garcia
Have you seen FStoppers?
abdiel avila
this made me laugh, i have a friend that gave me a whole lot of crap because I bought a d7k with four lens at the price of 2k, he said that all i needed was prime lenses and so on. Now that I have upgraded to a d700 he owns a d7k and is the best camera for him.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jean-Luc-Dushime/662155264 Jean Luc Dushime
How have you been…?
No much, just shooting a lot…
Michael Grabowski
“Is that HDR?”
http://profiles.google.com/jacopo.tarantino Jacopo Tarantino
Is all the film and retro stuff just “stuff hipsters say”? Should that go in the debate about what constitutes professional?
Anonymous
ha ha, guilty as charged. Slightly off topic:”Professional photography” is overstated, in my [humble] opinion. I take apart and repair cameras, then sell them for a profit in my spare time… but that doesn’t make me a professional repair man.
Anonymous
Have you tried a Black Rapid strap? I used to think they where a gimmick, but they actually work well!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Linus-Pettersson/1091663285 Linus Pettersson
“Oh my god!!! Look at that Bokeh!!!”
Andre Di Fruscia
Love it when someone looks at an image and says “Whoa, you must have an awesome camera”. Sit down for lunch with them later and tell em “That smells great! You’re oven must be top notch”
http://twitter.com/grafichouse Martin Ellard
Damn I must be a sh*t photographer.
although I have to say I am sure I’m not the first to here a CLIENT say ‘that’s ok he can photoshop it’
http://twitter.com/SamBenjaminCLAP Samuel Benjamin
“I’ll just photoshop that” and “I hate iphone photograhpy”. Haha, my words

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