Comments on: Proof That Hand Models Are Insane

By: John Godwin

John Godwin — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 11:37:00 +0000

Yeah, there’s literally nothing wrong with this woman at all. I think the thing you guys are seeing is called “confidence”. Many of you lack it, so you are probably mistaking it for crazy.

What campaigns have the mockers and the detractors been involved in, again? I’m guessing absolutely none. I’m guessing that none of you even manage to scrape a living from your passion.

Let’s take a look at Ellen’s campaigns:

“AT&T, Almay, American Express, America On-Line, Ajax, Amazon, Aramis, Avon, Bath and Body Works, Bed, Bath and Beyond, Bergdorf Goodman, Betty Crocker, Bloomingdales, Body Shop, Brother, Campbell’s, Citibank Visa, Clarion, Coke, Comet, Coty, Cover Girl, Dawn, Dr. Leonard’s, Dr. Scholl’s, Dove, Dove Chocolates, E & B Giftware, Easy Spirit, Elizabeth Arden, Encare, Estee Lauder, Ethan Allen, Federated, Huggies, J. Crew, Jet Blue, Johnson and Johnson, K Mart, Kate Spade, Keds, Kelloggs, Kiss Nail Products, Kodak, Kraft, Lamisil, Lillian Vernon, L’Oreal, Lysol, March of Dimes, Master Card, Maxwell House, Maybelline, Marshall Fields, McCormicks, McDonalds, Moet, Motorola, Nabisco, Nailene, Neiman Marcus, Neutrogena, Novartis, Origins, Oxo International, Paper Direct, Pampers, Panasonic, Pepsi, Pillsbury, Playtex, Reader’s Digest, Resolve, Revlon, Reynolds, Saks Fifth Avenue, Sally Hansen Nail Products, Saran Wrap, Sporanox, Sprint, 3M, Target, Tostitos, Vaseline Intensive Care Products, Verizon, Visa, Wells Fargo, Woolworth”

Hmm, not bad for a crazy lady reduced to being mocked by some internet nobodies who’ve never shot anything of importance in their entire careers.

By: Ido

Ido — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 18:52:28 +0000

What a crazy woman!!

By: Yosh

Yosh — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 23:07:47 +0000

funniest thing ever!
i was in the floor laughing, but protecting my hands at the same time!

By: Donnie Bell Design

Donnie Bell Design — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 15:44:45 +0000

Anybody remember David Duchovny’s character in “Zoolander”? That is pretty much this lady in about 10 years.

By: jamesd3rd

jamesd3rd — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 21:03:42 +0000

So who does all those menial chores for her? Does she feed herself or is that too risky and someone has to cut her food and shove the fork, grapes or chips in her mouth? What about showering? Is someone there ‘on-call’ to scrub her down or do they just point a hose on her?

By: JK

JK — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 18:02:27 +0000

Get some damn insurance on your hands, and live a more normal existence. All of Lebron James’ value is directly tied to his knees, ankles, elbows…but you don’t see him being pushed around in a wheelchair all day…

By: Von R Buzard

Von R Buzard — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 17:55:15 +0000

is it just me or does it seem kinda creepy how she keeps stroking her own hands. I guess she really LOVES her hands, if ya know what I mean.

By: Major Latimer

Major Latimer — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 17:42:54 +0000

Yes she is a little quirky, different if you will… I don’t wanna say crazy. But watching the New York on the Clock interview you have to give it to her for knowing the hell out of her craft. She changes her diet before a shoot and you’ll only See her hands! I mean she comes at it with such a professionalism. It’s no wonder she is so successful. Many extremely successful, almost goliath’s in their industry, are a little quirky. But their dedication/commitment is nearly unmatch. Her face says it all when she says “I’m very serious about what I do, and I don’t forget about it for a second.” I’d say you’d be crazy not to be as dedicated about something.

By: Roy Patton Photography

Roy Patton Photography — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 11:46:34 +0000

i dont wanna sound mean, but, someone needs a vist to the place with the white padded walls…. needs a bit of shock therapy if u catch my drift…. wow….

By: Richard

Richard — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 10:46:37 +0000

@Phillip Wilkerson

That was gold Jerry, gold!