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              useless moments fauxtography
              useless moments fauxtography
              August 10, 2012
              Jaron Schneider

              Useless Moments- Satirically Glorious Horrible Photos

              Photographer Colby Moore is a portrait photographer who decided to add another style of photography to his portfolio: horrible, cliché photos one might find on bad photo sites. But instead of actually being that bad, he gives his clients something to laugh about by staging the funniest, worst photos he can think of.

              “I started taking these pictures after browsing through Awkward Family Photos book and website and thinking, ‘these are hilarious, I bet people would be really pumped to have photos of themselves that are this wonderfully terrible.’ And I was right! I’ve had tons of requests from people wanting to be in these ‘beautiful’ masterpieces, and I’ve done a few useless self portraits. The name is a play on all the “creative” names that photographers come up with for their companies, and the word fauxtography was taken from the good folks over at youarenotaphotographer.com. Basically, I think way too many professional photographers take themselves entirely too seriously, why not have a good laugh?”

              Why not indeed. These are absolutely horrifically hilarious!

               


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              Want more Useless Gems? Add Colby’s Useless Moments page on Facebook.

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              • Mike_Kelley

                And Colby’s career will be taking off in 3, 2…..

              • http://www.rebeccabrittphotography.com/ Rebecca Britt

                Much much love Colby!!

              • http://www.facebook.com/nicholas.gonzalez3 Nicholas Gonzalez

                Hilarious! I

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=291800107 Celeste Wyrick

                Kudos for the feature, Colby. Totally enjoy when you share stuff in the fstoppers group. Have to agree that sometimes we photographers take ourselves too seriously.

              • writersbloc

                I smell a custom action pack and texture kit coming soon.

              • http://www.facebook.com/jeremy.jackson.9634 Jeremy Jackson

                YOU THE MAN!!!! *Chants* COLBY COLBY COLBY COLBY

              • http://www.facebook.com/dale.a.richards Dale Antony Richards

                After seeing these works of genious art, I consider myself an amateur!

              • http://www.facebook.com/henryorth77 Henry Orth

                So bad that I could not really offer these even as a joke!

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