New York-Based Photographer Revolutionizes Dick Pics with High Fashion Photo Shoot

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First I have to say this video contains what some will consider very graphic images and language. So if you don’t subscribe to the "laugh a little, lighten up” theory of life, like comedic photographer Soraya Doolbaz and I do, then please don’t torture yourself (or us) and just avoid this post. That being said, Soraya's lighthearted project Dicture Gallery is exactly what it sounds like. Take an erect penis, dress it to the nines (eights, sevens, sixes or fives, we don't judge here) and photograph it like you would any other high fashion shoot.

I thought it would be funny to treat dick pics like a high fashion photo shoot. So, I put clothes on penises and the rest is history!

If you want to get up close and personal with Soraya's collection, head... over to 317 Gallery after September 17th. There you will find the likes of Officer Hogster, Here's WillyDJ Klause Cüm Gün, Woody Wilder and Bradley Cocker for two weeks of exposure.

via [TheVillageVoice]

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23 Comments

Andrew Sible's picture

Lol! Brilliant.

Jessica Haydahl's picture

Hilarious! Pretty dam smart thats for sure!

Dusty Wooddell's picture

This is nuts!

Dave Marco's picture

Yup! And it takes balls to do project like that.

Kolade Agunbiade's picture

easy attention... everyone seems excited by private parts this days.

Tom Lew's picture

Alright.. come on guys... let's not get a head of ourselves.

Lor Wor's picture

I was sad because she said the santa suit didnt come in large.

So where is the BTS video?

My name is Cornelius and I'm here to fuck somebody's wife; LONG DICK STYLE!

Those who downvoted must not have understood the meme reference...

Howling Wolf's picture

That's a lot of Viagra :)

Anders Madsen's picture

Hilarious and perfectly executed! I can't wait for her next project, which - in the name of equality - only can be one thing...

Paulo Macedo's picture

Dick Pics.....dick....pics.....catchy name for a boysband...

michael buehrle's picture

that's funny.

Greg Taillon's picture

Hilarious - but "high fashion"? Come on.

David Vaughn's picture

I think they're using that phrase ironically.

Greg Taillon's picture

I honestly couldn't tell. Her personal branding—while bringing attention to the fact the subject matter is completely taking the piss—seemed to be overly self-serious. A kind of charade, if you will.

David Vaughn's picture

I'm sooooo glad there is complete self-awareness in this project. It could have veered into pretentious territory but they admitted it was rather silly and was meant to be a humorous sarcastic look at this modern....phenomenon.

pretty much as NSFW as this article. http://thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com/

Former US Representative Anthony Weiner (NY-D) should have commissioned Soraya Doolbaz for his sexting photo.

james darden's picture

That's great...hilarious. Who comes up with the wardrobe and is there a make up artist...lol? Good thing she's in Canada because this definitely wouldn't fly in Iran especially from a woman. I give her points for originality.

Dan Ostergren's picture

HAAAAA! Yaaass, I love it!