According to the Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology this Fire Truck is Red because – it has six wheels, five people, one siren in it. Six plus five plus one is twelve, and there are 12 inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and Russians are Red, and that's why Fire Trucks are Red.
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