A while back I encountered some fruit flavored candy package that caught my eye with the words "Real Fuit". Of course just above the words "Real Fruit" was the much smaller phrase "Contains 0%" I wonder how many people that sucks in? Even more humorous of course was the caramel candybar that didn't actually contain caramel, just "artificial caramel flavoring". Meanwhile that same company makes a bath soap that contains real caramel. You just can't make this stuff up.