Clever

I once had a friend tell me they saw a mannequin in a store window (in a compromising position I might add) that looked just like me. When I got down there to see for myself, I discovered that indeed someone had made a mannequin in my exact image. I then began a search to figure out who exactly could've made that mannequin and why they chose me. Could it have been that blind guy on the subway that felt up my face for a really long time? Or was it that obsessed guy that gave me that bouquet made out of TV Guide pages?