You ever gotten a unsolicited dick pic direct from God?

So anyway, there I was, minding my own business and trying to survive COVID lockdowns like the rest of us, alleviating my stress and boredom via a meandering, aimless evening walk along the eerily deserted beach with camera in tow. As if a massive, throbbing sign from the universe, this cloud formed a giant cock and balls in the distant sky above the Long Beach Harbor.

Moody lighting, in-the-mood lighting, what's the difference?

Yes, it's real. And it was magnificent.

360mm, f/5.6, 1/640 at ISO 200.