Penis Camera Promises New Angles for Intimate Filmmakers

Penis Camera Promises New Angles for Intimate Filmmakers

Offering to revolutionize how people shoot home movies in their bedrooms, one tech company has released a wearable camera that attaches to the penis, guaranteeing a unique position from which to film the most intimate of encounters.

TheCockCamera.com is “a revolutionary sex toy that allows you to record all of your erotic moments at never seen before angles,” the website explains. The accompanying promotional video is rather amusing and, as you can imagine, viewer discretion is advised, though perhaps not quite in the way that you imagine.

My limited research suggests that adult filmmakers are yet to embrace this new wearable technology, with adult websites offering very view videos that demonstrate this alternative means of capturing the action.

The device syncs with a smartphone allowing users to store and view footage. As well as offering night vision, the small camera shoots 720p at 30fps or 1080p at 15fps, and has a modular design that allows you to use various parts separately, should you wish, say, to use the silicone ring without the camera. It records to micro SD (not included) and features an internal battery, rechargeable, we assume, via USB. Given the importance of staying power, it’s good to know that battery life offers up to 90 minutes of performance, though it will be at the choppier 1080p 15fps. The unit includes cooling holes so hopefully overheating will not be an issue.

Those without a penis are assured that the device attaches just as easily to toys. In addition, users will be delighted to know that the app will find any CockCams within range, allowing you to view multiple angles simultaneously. It's not clear if you can walk around looking for other cameras and that's probably not recommended. The manufacturer guarantees that its app is completely secure.

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Andy Day is a British photographer and writer living in France. He began photographing parkour in 2003 and has been doing weird things in the city and elsewhere ever since. He's addicted to climbing and owns a fairly useless dog. He has an MA in Sociology & Photography which often makes him ponder what all of this really means.

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This is disgusting and the creators ought to be ashamed. I mean really, 15 FPS at 1080p? Unusable.

LOL!

HA!

My friend is gonna get one but he's waiting until it does 4k/120.

"friend"

LOL!

Some slo-mo to make it all seem to last longer?

And no flippy screen?! It’s useless.

Footage is going to be a bit jerky

I see what you did there.

Personally, I use a D5.

Does it have two card slots?

Are we still talking about the camera?

Hmmm. Maybe I missed it, but I didn't see any information about image stabilization.

Also... Minimum focusing distance???

These things matter, dude.

This review is terrible.

Probably would not fetch much of a return on ebay in the used market. Probably something to consider before making the investment.

That's entertainment...

haha!

I hope it's dishwasher safe!

The diameter of the opening looks way too small.

At least it’s mirrorless

How do the expect to keep it up? Ehr...um, the camera, I mean?

No duel card slots. Rain X optional........ LOL!!!

I hope it's weather-sealed.

Does it have noise reduction?

Release date: April 1st

Those without a penis ... i got lost here ...

Mount on sold separately accessories, too.

One size fits all?

Wait. Two week too early for April's Fool Day.

It's not a pro cock cam unless it has two card slots. That's a dealbreaker.

is it Back-side illuminated? monopod or tripod?

good for wedding photography

Why is this a story at all? Narcissistic Hedonism at its worst.

I enter here for the comments and Im not disappointed jajaj

Dude, that's not even going to fit!

Is the camera so big? Or the hole so little?

It is already April, 1st?

minimum focus distance? no one wants blurry footage!

Could really be risky, if, in the dark, one confused it with a different but similar-shaped device

Can you get it in extra large? Just asking for a friend...

Just the right 'equipment' to 'shoot' cockstock.! Oooer!

Model Mayhem may not be dead yet

The vacation slideshows are going to be pretttttttty awkward...

I hope it is very wide angle camera, so everything will look bigger.. 😂🤣

Objects in the viewfinder are closer than they appear :)

is it waterproof ? Might want to try it where it's wet