Penis Camera Promises New Angles for Intimate Filmmakers

Penis Camera Promises New Angles for Intimate Filmmakers

Offering to revolutionize how people shoot home movies in their bedrooms, one tech company has released a wearable camera that attaches to the penis, guaranteeing a unique position from which to film the most intimate of encounters.

TheCockCamera.com is “a revolutionary sex toy that allows you to record all of your erotic moments at never seen before angles,” the website explains. The accompanying promotional video is rather amusing and, as you can imagine, viewer discretion is advised, though perhaps not quite in the way that you imagine.

My limited research suggests that adult filmmakers are yet to embrace this new wearable technology, with adult websites offering very view videos that demonstrate this alternative means of capturing the action.

The device syncs with a smartphone allowing users to store and view footage. As well as offering night vision, the small camera shoots 720p at 30fps or 1080p at 15fps, and has a modular design that allows you to use various parts separately, should you wish, say, to use the silicone ring without the camera. It records to micro SD (not included) and features an internal battery, rechargeable, we assume, via USB. Given the importance of staying power, it’s good to know that battery life offers up to 90 minutes of performance, though it will be at the choppier 1080p 15fps. The unit includes cooling holes so hopefully overheating will not be an issue.

Those without a penis are assured that the device attaches just as easily to toys. In addition, users will be delighted to know that the app will find any CockCams within range, allowing you to view multiple angles simultaneously. It's not clear if you can walk around looking for other cameras and that's probably not recommended. The manufacturer guarantees that its app is completely secure.

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Robert K Baggs's picture

This is disgusting and the creators ought to be ashamed. I mean really, 15 FPS at 1080p? Unusable.

Andy Day's picture

My friend is gonna get one but he's waiting until it does 4k/120.

Rob Mitchell's picture

Some slo-mo to make it all seem to last longer?

Jose A Feliciano's picture

And no flippy screen?! It’s useless.

Footage is going to be a bit jerky

Alejandro Penner's picture

I see what you did there.

Rob Mitchell's picture

Personally, I use a D5.

Does it have two card slots?

Robert Tran's picture

Are we still talking about the camera?

Scott Hussey's picture

Hmmm. Maybe I missed it, but I didn't see any information about image stabilization.

Scott Hussey's picture

Also... Minimum focusing distance???

These things matter, dude.

This review is terrible.

Tom Lew's picture

Probably would not fetch much of a return on ebay in the used market. Probably something to consider before making the investment.

Spy Black's picture

That's entertainment...

Lee Christiansen's picture

Battery life of 90 minutes...? What do I do for the remaining 87...?

David Pavlich's picture

I hope it's dishwasher safe!

Paul Asselin's picture

The diameter of the opening looks way too small.

Jan Kruize's picture

Who wants to swap a sony for this thing? :-)

Joe Black's picture

At least it’s mirrorless

Julian Ray's picture

How do the expect to keep it up? Ehr...um, the camera, I mean?

Patrick Rosenbalm's picture

No duel card slots. Rain X optional........ LOL!!!

I hope it's weather-sealed.

Does it have noise reduction?

Ariel Martini's picture

Release date: April 1st

Roberto Adrian Sanchez's picture

Those without a penis ... i got lost here ...

Mount on sold separately accessories, too.

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