The Future: WALLEY POS-86 is Redefining What Cameras Can Be

It seems that anyone can make a camera, but it takes a true visionary to craft a truly excellent camera. It's not the camera we want, but the camera we need. the WALLEY POS-86 is that camera, and it's going to redefine what we think of cinematography from this point forward. 16-bit RAW processing, 3D capabilities, beautiful on-camera light built-in, and all in a compact and well-built ergonomic design.

It's majestic, and it's what this industry needed.

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To read more specs and see images of it in use, make sure to check out their Flickr. Tell you what, I already pre-ordered mine.

All images used with permission.

Thanks to Dan Tabar for the tip!

Jaron Schneider is an Fstoppers Contributor and an internationally published writer and cinematographer from San Francisco, California. His clients include Maurice Lacroix, HD Supply, SmugMug, the USAF Thunderbirds and a host of industry professionals.

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15 Comments

Horacio Stjeward avatar

I want one :-)

ngiardina avatar

"Processing power only found in NASA spacecrafts" Love it.

im buying one of these for sure!!!!!

Ken Lawson avatar

Great parody

Ho Yin So avatar

is this a troll LOL? holding the camera looks like a prank hahaha

Hi, can I take a picture of you... with my desktop...?

Will McGregor avatar

POS= piece of shit yeah ? :)

I know this is obviously a joke... but I still feel like I'm missing something here. is this in response to something out there? they usually tend to be and April 1st is long gone... the video is generally well made, but the joke felt long in the tooth and not really that funny.

So, youre saying that you want all those features in a camera? jk ;) I think the joke is that so many people get their panties in a bunch when a camera comes out and only excels in one area or their implementation of video or other feature could use a little work. There is no thing as a do it all camera and this is poking fun at it. A little long in the tooth? yeah, i'd agree but i did think it was funny.

It's in response to all the new cameras from NAB.

Angelo Renai avatar

It begs the question ... what was the video shot on ?

guismo37 avatar

Just put a fruit half eaten as a logo and you got the perfect parody.

George Marinescu avatar

why so ugly?

Omar Salgado avatar

De a cartón de chelas, jaja.