Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, Frank Lasagna Stalks the Neighborhood in This Hilarious Camera Review Parody

Are you having a hard time deciding between the Canon 6D and T5i for your next camera? Well, you may want to keep looking for a real comparison review. In this video, a man that goes by the name Frank Lasagna compares these camera’s low light capabilities, frames-per-second, and most importantly: how well they capture his neighbor’s wife’s skin.

In the first comparison test, Lasagna finds that both cameras adequately photograph Connie’s “very soft and smooth” skin. Next up, Lasagna grabs a custom-made doll off his Connie shrine to try out the T5i’s video autofocus capabilities. This feature is all too important to Frank, because slow autofocus creates a problem with moving or fleeing subjects. In the final image showdown, Lasagna tests out each camera’s low light capabilities by way of pixel-peeping his neighbor’s wife undressing near the window. Shooting at ISO 1600, Frank was able to see that the 6D shot a “much clearer image of Connie’s perfect epidermis” whereas the T5i made her skin look “uncomfortable to wear.” Connie’s not-so-happy husband, Jeff, gives a helping hand at the end of the review to test each camera’s audio as he gives Frank Lasagna a hefty beat down.