Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, Frank Lasagna Stalks the Neighborhood in This Hilarious Camera Review Parody

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Are you having a hard time deciding between the Canon 6D and T5i for your next camera? Well, you may want to keep looking for a real comparison review. In this video, a man that goes by the name Frank Lasagna compares these camera’s low light capabilities, frames-per-second, and most importantly: how well they capture his neighbor’s wife’s skin.

In the first comparison test, Lasagna finds that both cameras adequately photograph Connie’s “very soft and smooth” skin. Next up, Lasagna grabs a custom-made doll off his Connie shrine to try out the T5i’s video autofocus capabilities. This feature is all too important to Frank, because slow autofocus creates a problem with moving or fleeing subjects. In the final image showdown, Lasagna tests out each camera’s low light capabilities by way of pixel-peeping his neighbor’s wife undressing near the window. Shooting at ISO 1600, Frank was able to see that the 6D shot a “much clearer image of Connie’s perfect epidermis” whereas the T5i made her skin look “uncomfortable to wear.” Connie’s not-so-happy husband, Jeff, gives a helping hand at the end of the review to test each camera’s audio as he gives Frank Lasagna a hefty beat down.

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I must say this is pretty hilarious. Even then name "Frank Lasagna" is just ridiculous.

Well done !!! the worst part is that it's remind me some "real" photographers from my area !

Made me laugh out loud. Hopefully, you will be doing another camera review soon.

This was hilarious, but probably should carry a NSFW tag for the language.

Hey Alex,
As far as I can tell, the post was flagged and tagged NSFW since its publishing and the video shouldn't be viewable to non-members or members that have worksafe mode turned on. If you are sure you had worksafe mode on and still saw the video, let me know and I can have our web guy look into it.

Hey, Ryan! It was strange; I was actually on a computer back home other than my normal one, so I wasn't even logged in. I logged in just to post that comment. Either way, it's working perfectly now. Thanks for being so diligent and for the laughs!

Loved this!

Laughing too hard....

Hilarious ! Too Funny-

LMAO . . . need moar Lasagna

poor Connie.

Is it bad that one of my favorite details was that he said they both have flip out screens (6D doesn't)? hahaha. Still, so funny!

Haha I lol'd at that, too. He got ALL the facts wrong, like the 6D isn't 18MP either. Hilarious.

...well, I was laughing to hard to pay attention to what he was saying about the cameras.

Yes .... i`m smiling after this one . thanks ...