[NSFW] 'Nutscaping' Is a New Phenomenon That You Don't Need to Be Aware Of: Landscapes With Your Balls

[NSFW] 'Nutscaping' Is a New Phenomenon That You Don't Need to Be Aware Of: Landscapes With Your Balls

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In an all-time low for humankind, this one can clearly be filed under "Phenomena Against Humanity." I truly regret to inform you that, in a fit of absolute male narcissism, people are finding beautiful landscape views, dropping their pants, and positioning their cameras "just so" in order to capture the bottom of their man-junk hanging in the frame. What at first seems too obtuse to be true, slowly, photo after photo, becomes a rather gross case of human failure henceforth to forever be known as "nutscaping."

The only halfway redeeming bit in these photographs is the lack of sharp focus, resulting in a new kind of "bokeh balls." You can now be even more thankful for shallow depth of field.

Women, on behalf of all men, I'm sorry. Men, on behalf of "the other men," can we hurry this up, get the shot, and get this all out of our systems in a few days? Let's not make this as popular and long-lasting as the selfie stick. No! That's not permission to redefine what a "selfie stick" is! Oh, sh*t.

On a more serious note, sites like Instagram might ban your baller ball photos. But if you're so ridiculously inclined, you can learn how to capture and later post your dangling droopies to the permanent legacy of the Internet on Nutscapes.com, which is now an unfortunately legitimate addition to my browsing history.

[Via Metro.co.uk]

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26 Comments

Had to log in to see the images. I still don't know why I did that...

Adam Ottke's picture

In all fairness, I did give fair warning that it's a phenomenon you DON'T need to know about ;-)))

Bruno Linden's picture

I could live without that... Why, just why someone would do that in first place? Some people are just wasting oxygen on earth.

Daniel Rodriguez's picture

It's a good things I already ate an hour ago. *hurl*

Rex Larsen's picture

During my long career in newspaper journalism there were many stories and photos that did not get published. It wasn't censorship, it was called editing.

Brandon Ericksen's picture

Why would someone do this? It's a disgrace to the camera!

I am surprised this ridiculous article got posted BIG RED F, fstoppers.

At last comes a creative idea and some pictures that have not been taken 1 million times before. Adam, how can you call this an all-time low of humanity. See it positively, it could be done with nipples too... or a labia minoris :) As for true all-time lows of humanity, you might consult any history book...

H. B.'s picture

At least you have to get your DOF straight. I would recommend some focus bracketing :-)

Quote from "Every Apple Store..."
Hey Lee, If this your way to deal with your guilt for going all-in Apple on the readers at Fstoppers for the last few weeks... may I be the first to suggest trying something different in the future. Maybe reviews using OTHER brands of equipment(?).

A. Oddly, the quote still applies here;
B. This is NOT what I meant by "OTHER brands of equipment";
C. Besides... its all junk!

Good one!!! ROFFL!!! :)))

Rob Watts's picture

I saw this on a forum last week. I knew the second I saw it, it would go viral, regardless of what you think about it. There are worse things, and this guy has now started something and I think its pretty hilarious.

John Sheehan's picture

I understand that it's a slow photography news day, but THIS is the best you guys could come up with to publish? Fstoppers really needs to bank a few tutorials for days like this so articles about stupid things don't show up and sully the brand.

Thomas Hansen's picture

how do you get the composition just right? That takes skill!

Mac MacDonald's picture

I'll be in Mexico later this month, staying at a world class resort, where beauty will surround us daily. I fully intend to hang my sack in front of the lens at least twice to enhance the scenery. #realTalk #hatersGonnaHate #deezNuts

Thomas Hansen's picture

how do you get the composition just right? That takes skill!

All those men without a trimmer...

Lee Ramsden's picture

personally i find it funny. It will pass so cool your jets.

the HDR one is hilarious, someone spent time in a darkened room to process a picture of his balls ha, come on that thought has to at the least make you smile.
But odly seeing that rubbish HDR image of a set of balls just reminds me of Trey Rattcliff, odd that....

Jaemie Robinson's picture

My girlfriend says, "They got you to look at their balls. That's all they wanted." She's probably right.

This is the best thing that ever happened to photography what are you all bitchin about?

Takes a lot of balls to do this kind of photography, well 2 anyway:)

Geof Kirby's picture

You've been had. This is Photoshop's new testicular filter.

Brian Carpenter's picture

The nutsack actually kind of provides some scale to the image. Now how to incorporate this into wave photography... (without Photoshop hehe)

no. just no.

Pointless. Come on guys, you're much better than this!